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00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org100:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,240KENNETH WILLIAMS:Ooh, how am I going to get all this lot in?200:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,640BARBARA WINDSOR:Bilmey! You have got a lot there.300:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,040KENNETH: No, it's impossible!400:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,480( She strains and groans )500:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,320Ooh, listen. You wriggle and I'll shove.We're nearly there.600:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,760Don't stop!700:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,680( He groans )800:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,520Push the knob in.It won't work if you don't push the knob in.900:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,270Oh.1000:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,880You're right!1100:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,280She's not just a pretty face.1200:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,680Ladies and gentlemen, from 28 films...1300:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,600And God knows how many film stars...1400:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,520That's Carry On!1500:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,400# Fanfare #1600:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,680We don't meed your recommendation,thank you.1700:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,560Ooh! No, it wasn't like that at all.1800:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,960It was noble, a pageant of history.1900:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,360A cavalcade of contemporary comment!2000:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,760A colossal Carry On cockup!2100:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,160Yes. No! Stop messing about.2200:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,280KENNETH: What about that, then?2300:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,640Huge action colour spectacularand a cast of thousands!2400:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,160( Breaks wind )2500:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,720Ooh, yes, the Carry Ons certainly hadan atomosphere of their own.2600:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,640You can say that again.2700:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,480KENNETH: I thoughtwe'd start off with one of my favourites,2800:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,360Carry On Don't Lose Your Head.2900:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,280In the end, I did lose my head.3000:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,680- Oh, it don't show.- No, well, it...3100:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,080Miss Sharp, straight out of the knife box!3200:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,000Mm... Ooh!3300:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,320( Hum of conversation )3400:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,720Oh, hark at me.3500:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,600You needn't request an audience.You've got one.3600:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,000It's these bubbles.They get lodged in my chest.3700:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,400Hmm, there's room for a few lodgers there.3800:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,320( Rhythmic clapping )3900:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,680# Lively music #4000:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,920Excuse me, my dear. May I cut in?4100:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,360Of course, Rodney, darling.4200:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,320Thank you, my dear.4300:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,760Act naturally.4400:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,800Ah, Sir Rodney! I must congratulate you.4500:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,200A perfectly splendid charity ball!4600:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,640Thank you, Lady Binder.4700:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,000Now, do tell me. What is it all in aid of?4800:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,440SFA.4900:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,320Oh, come. It must be in aid of something.5000:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,200SFA- Stramded French Aristocrats.5100:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,080Oh, of course. A very worthy cause.5200:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,480And you've done them proud tnight.5300:03:24,960 --> 00:03:30,720But then, you've always had magnificentballs, and I wouldn't miss one of them!5400:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,160Thank you, Lady Binder.5500:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,520I bet they didn't hold any ballsthere for a long time.5600:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,440They did! Every Tuesday.5700:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,800I'd go round clearing up the mess afterwith a bucket and shovel.5800:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,160Like you did in the next Carry on,Follow That Camel.5900:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,560Good day.6000:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,000( Camel grunts )6100:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,920( Cock crows )6200:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,280( Cock crow again )6300:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,120This appears to be the place, sir.6400:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,520Well, help me down, will you, Simpson?6500:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,400Ho! Camel, boo-boo.6600:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,640Hi-ha! Hi-ha!6700:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,080I've got it.6800:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,720Good morning, madam.My name is Bertram Oliphant West.6900:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,120Well, I'm sorry, but what can I do about it?7000:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,000My name is Zigzig.And what can you do about that?7100:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,400No, no, you misunderstand me, madam.7200:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,280I merely wish to ask where one goesto join the Foreign Legion.7300:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,680Ah, just one moment!7400:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,120I go ask the sergeant.7500:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,560Sergeant?7600:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,440Sergeant Nocker.He is important man in Legion.7700:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,880He know everything.7800:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,680Is he here?7900:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,760Oh, yes.8000:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,200Often.8100:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,000Perhaps it's the married quarters, Simpson.8200:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,360There are two men herewho are wanting to join you.8300:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,760Nothing doing. Let them find their own bed!8400:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,960Ah, sugar date. Hold it right here, sugar.8500:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,360Sergeant, do you have to go back now?8600:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,720You're a good girl. Thanks a lot, honey.8700:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,160Thanks for the lift.8800:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,120I have a good ass.8900:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,080No?9000:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,320Was ist das? Ze joke?9100:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,720Oh, I forgot I had it on my head, sir.9200:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,080- Deal with this man, Sergeant!- Yes, sir. It'll be a pleasure.9300:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,960Oh, it's the hat! Oh, don't blame him, sir.9400:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,840- He was so busy helping me, that he...- Silence!9500:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,160# Exotic rhythm #9600:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,440I don't know if you happened to notice,sir, but these things...9700:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,320Yes, Simpson, I did happen to notice.9800:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,200We have some casserole dishesjust like that at home, sir.9900:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,560Oh, yes, that's right.We used to put our dumpings in them.10000:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,000We use them for the same reason here.10100:06:01,480 --> 00:06:07,240The infidels will all perish when thesecond crescent of the moon enters10200:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,160- Orion's third phase.- When in that?10300:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,600Tuesday.10400:06:11,080 --> 00:06:15,880First, the legionnaires at Fort Zuassantneuf,and then the infidels at Sidi-bel-Abbes.10500:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,680It has been ordained by the prophet,Mustafa Leak.10600:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,120Mustafa Leak!10700:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,520Mustafa Leak.10800:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,360Now,10900:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,240you have until nightfallto come to your senses.11000:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,560If not, they will come off...11100:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,920..one by one.11200:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,280I suppose he means our ears.11300:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,120That's my boy.Always thinking of the higher things.11400:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,400- You're in.- Oh, thank you very much indeed.11500:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,480How is that?11600:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,320Oh, that wasn't fair,blowing up people's balls like that.11700:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,680If you think that's not cricket,what about our hospital films?11800:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,080( Siren Wails )11900:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,840- ( Groans )- Hurts, does it, sir?12000:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,200Ooh, no. I'm just doing thisto while away the journey.12100:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,120( Tyres Screech )12200:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,280Blimey! He's in a hurry.12300:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,160WOMAN: Now, don't be a silly boy.12400:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,560If I let you, would that makeme a sensible one?12500:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,480What's going on here, Nurse?12600:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,320Sister, he won't let me take hisunderpants off, the silly boy.12700:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,160You're damn right, I won't.And I'm not a boy, as you'd soon find out.12800:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,040- Mr Bigger...-...
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